HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
you never un-have a 4some
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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