their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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