Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
smell my finger.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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