Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You are a genius and a whore.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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