When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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