I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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