as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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