marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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