is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We don't watch enough power rangers
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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