Apparently you make a good broom.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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