Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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