whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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