hotel room ftw
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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