well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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