we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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