You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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