just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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