Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
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