Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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