he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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