Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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