dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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