I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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