we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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