Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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