yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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