just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Even my vagina gasped.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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