No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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