she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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