Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
she looked like the before picture.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
don't judge my taste in strippers
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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