Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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