this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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