My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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