hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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