He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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