Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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