well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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