so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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