I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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