Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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