69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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