does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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