I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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