I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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