I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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