can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
The air taste purple.
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