We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Well I just put wine in my tea
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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