bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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