I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
