I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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