But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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